See what prosecutors in Cincinnati are doing to stave off the waterworks.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. - Calvin (as in, Calvin and Hobbes)
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
A Little More Love
Ya tebya lyublyu
Phom Rak Khun
Seni seviyorum
Je t'aime
Te amo
Ik hou van je
Mai tumaha pyar karta hu
Ani ohev otach
So many ways to say I love you. What languages are represented here?
Retirement
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The problem with pet snakes...
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Hotter than WHAT?!
Friday's quote of the day did not come from office conversation. Instead it came from the waiter at Miller's (where we were, celebrating Andy's birthday). Upon serving us chili cheese fries, the waiter cautioned us:
"Careful with these fries. They're hotter than two lesbians fighting over a jug of canola oil in a phone booth."
Feel free to comment on this.
Friday, June 13, 2008
A Week in Review
2400 Minutes: How do you measure, measure a week [to the tune of Seasons of Love] -
- $136: in travels to and from Louisa to view a file which, in the end, ("BAD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS!"), HUD policy prevented us from viewing in its entirety.
- 6: Articles of clothing purchased on female boiler room excursion to the fabulous Fashion Square Mall (to Belk, and beyond) --> one black dress, one brown dress, one pair green capris, one black satin shirt, one jean skirt, and one seriously under-appreciated green skirt with tiny pink embroidered flamingos.
- probably about 12: cases Mike closed this week. Never mind that he only had 5 open on Monday. We call him, and Kyra Sedgewick, "The Closer," and the world needs folks like Mike and Kyra.
- One: Humilitating aforementioned karaoke incident. No one wore pleather.
Stay tuned next week for more lemon raspberry freeze pops and inter-office conflicts over the placement of desert flora. That's why we do what we do. It ain't for the free whisky. [w/ credit to Trace Adkins.]
- $136: in travels to and from Louisa to view a file which, in the end, ("BAD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS!"), HUD policy prevented us from viewing in its entirety.
- 6: Articles of clothing purchased on female boiler room excursion to the fabulous Fashion Square Mall (to Belk, and beyond) --> one black dress, one brown dress, one pair green capris, one black satin shirt, one jean skirt, and one seriously under-appreciated green skirt with tiny pink embroidered flamingos.
- probably about 12: cases Mike closed this week. Never mind that he only had 5 open on Monday. We call him, and Kyra Sedgewick, "The Closer," and the world needs folks like Mike and Kyra.
- One: Humilitating aforementioned karaoke incident. No one wore pleather.
Stay tuned next week for more lemon raspberry freeze pops and inter-office conflicts over the placement of desert flora. That's why we do what we do. It ain't for the free whisky. [w/ credit to Trace Adkins.]
Grease is the word
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
All for one [cactus]....!
The Boiler Room Intern Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT) is pleased to report that it was successful in its operation to seize Roger, the Bunker Cactus, and place him in protective custody. He is now in safe, nurturing hands that hope to nurse him back to health. Roger enjoys the love and support from his family and friends in the Boiler Room and wants to put the traumatic experience behind him.
Coming Soon: Triple-Threat Match!
This is bound to be the battle of the decade! In this very Boiler Room, a Triple-Threat, no-holds barred, falls-count-anywhere, match between SHIVA(the Destroyer), GALACTUS (the Devourer of Worlds), and FLUFFY (the Destroyer of Worlds)!
We will soon be posting Vegas odds as information becomes available to us.
Our enemies fear law students and...El Jefe.
Disgraced lawyers are funny
Legal Ant(s) Justice Center
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Joke's on the Jailer
Power Struggle?
Are leaders born? Appointed from on high? Or derived from the power of the proletariat? There appears to be a power struggle afoot that will not rest until "all your base are belong to us." Beware the protection of El Jefe.
Boiler Room Cosa Nostra
Legally HOT
"It was my first experience with the dormant commerce clause. It was like...whoa....hooooooot." - Erica
Day-Tripping!
Saint Kyle: Are they off on another field trip?
Me: Yeah. Again.
Saint Kyle: Did Katie go this time?
Me: Yeah. She went yesterday too. 3 people for that job?
Saint Kyle: Well yesterday, that was a joke.
Me: If yesterday was a joke, what's today?
Saint Kyle: A travesty.
Boiler Room chatter. Jail visit up next!
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
(two Chuck Norris facts in a row. This blog needs more posters.)
Monday, June 09, 2008
Friday, June 06, 2008
The BBQ Room
The Boiler Room went for roadside, Pit-Stop (formerly Jinx's) delicious BBQ. Just putting that out there. Don't get too jealous.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Bridget's self-deprecating quote of the day
"If you were opposing counsel, would YOU take me seriously once you met me in person?"
And the "Enlightened" Intern is...
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Give it up for the Reverend....
Jason "The Preacher Man" McKim! Jason is an electronically ordained minister through the United Life Church and is legally licensed to perform weddings. The Universal Life Church has two beliefs: (1) do good, and (2) respect other religions. Simple enough, right?
Jason's credentials of ministry are available in PDF format at http://people.virginia.edu/~jdm2fb/Credentials%20of%20Ministry.pdf
The voters in this last poll were remarkably accurate in choosing the correct intern. When asked why, one voter responded "Jason just seems like the type of person who would do something crazy and stupid like that." Ahem.
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