A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. - Calvin (as in, Calvin and Hobbes)
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Wiretaps
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Alpacas
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Too many cats
I've been criticized for making the blog too cat-centered. Therefore, I found an album of songs about dogs.
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
The Free Exorcise Clause
Yes, finding liability would force these people to change their religious practices. Yes, their current religious practices cause real harm. How do you resolve that? Many people assume that there is little harm in a broad free exercise clause in non-governmental contexts because most forms of religious expression don't cause direct harm to others. However, there's nothing inherent in religion to prevent it from being a force for evil; even if God is a wholly benevolent god, the people who worship are not. In fact, history shows us that the free exercise of religion almost inevitably leads to the weight of oppression falling on a minority. Children who do not satisfy their parents' religious expectations are particularly at risk, as this story suggests. Of course there are very real slippery-slope dangers associated with allowing any governmental body to decide which religious practices are so extreme that they can be banned, but shouldn't there be some point when people should be restricted to religious practices that don't cause physical and psychological damage to children?
read link
Friday, June 27, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
DOJ doesn't want you
[I'm a little embarrassed to say that I did the image]
[full disclosure: I'm VP of the American Constitution Society at UVa and feel personally attacked]
Sorry, people, but having Legal Aid on your resume might make you un-hirable at the DOJ. You're just too liberal, and the DOJ is supposed to be a conservative Republican think-tank and litigation shop. What, you think the DOJ should even-handedly serve America? Now you really won't get hired.
New York Times:
A report by the Justice Department’s inspector general concluded that “many qualified candidates” were rejected for the department’s honors program because of what was perceived as a liberal bias. Those practices, the report concluded, “constituted misconduct and also violated the department’s policies and civil service law that prohibit discrimination in hiring based on political or ideological affiliations.”
ACS Blog:
12 of 13 applicants for the DOJ’s Summer Law Intern Program who were affiliated with ACS were “deselected” for job interviews, while none of the 12 applicants who were Federalist Society members received such treatment and all did receive interviews. All seven candidates for the Honors Program who indicated that they were ACS members were deselected by the Screening Committee for interviews, while 2 of 29 applicants who indicated that they were members of the Federalist Society were deselected.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
A Little More Love
Re: Retirement
Retirement
New Coldplay? Old Coldplay.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Is Fox News using poor diction?
This is despicable, sacrilege against the English language and Ebonics (which derived its name from "Ebony Phonics," by the way). In order to be a baby mama, it is absolutely clear that you cannot be married to the man.
A prisoner's letter
"I was given a sentence of 40 months and 30 days. I was held in SHRJ (Sunshine Happiness Regional Jail) for 3 months before I was given a DOC number. I became DOC property on 4/15/06."
Didn't we learn in Property that you aren't supposed to be able to own people? Oh, it's not OK for me to own people, but the government can do it? Oh, OK. That makes sense.
Schism?
*also known as being ejected from the Boiler Room
The problem with pet snakes...
Monday, June 16, 2008
Word of the Day
May I present the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day:
Premature Joculation
The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Hotter than WHAT?!
Friday's quote of the day did not come from office conversation. Instead it came from the waiter at Miller's (where we were, celebrating Andy's birthday). Upon serving us chili cheese fries, the waiter cautioned us:
Friday, June 13, 2008
A Week in Review
- $136: in travels to and from Louisa to view a file which, in the end, ("BAD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS!"), HUD policy prevented us from viewing in its entirety.
- 6: Articles of clothing purchased on female boiler room excursion to the fabulous Fashion Square Mall (to Belk, and beyond) --> one black dress, one brown dress, one pair green capris, one black satin shirt, one jean skirt, and one seriously under-appreciated green skirt with tiny pink embroidered flamingos.
- probably about 12: cases Mike closed this week. Never mind that he only had 5 open on Monday. We call him, and Kyra Sedgewick, "The Closer," and the world needs folks like Mike and Kyra.
- One: Humilitating aforementioned karaoke incident. No one wore pleather.
Stay tuned next week for more lemon raspberry freeze pops and inter-office conflicts over the placement of desert flora. That's why we do what we do. It ain't for the free whisky. [w/ credit to Trace Adkins.]
Grease is the word
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
All for one [cactus]....!
The Boiler Room Intern Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT) is pleased to report that it was successful in its operation to seize Roger, the Bunker Cactus, and place him in protective custody. He is now in safe, nurturing hands that hope to nurse him back to health. Roger enjoys the love and support from his family and friends in the Boiler Room and wants to put the traumatic experience behind him.
Coming Soon: Triple-Threat Match!
This is bound to be the battle of the decade! In this very Boiler Room, a Triple-Threat, no-holds barred, falls-count-anywhere, match between SHIVA(the Destroyer), GALACTUS (the Devourer of Worlds), and FLUFFY (the Destroyer of Worlds)!
Flammable
Flammable. An oddity, chiefly useful in saving lives. The common word meaning "combustible" is inflammable. But some people are thrown off by the in- and think inflammable means "not combustible." For this reason, trucks carrying gasoline or explosives are now marked FLAMMABLE. Unless you are operating such a truck and hence are concerned with the safety of children and illiterates, use inflammable.
Strunk and White, The Elements of Style
Our enemies fear law students and...El Jefe.
Disgraced lawyers are funny
Krausian
Legal Ant(s) Justice Center
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Joke's on the Jailer
Power Struggle?
Boiler Room Cosa Nostra
Legally HOT
Day-Tripping!
Saint Kyle: Are they off on another field trip?
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Monday, June 09, 2008
Friday, June 06, 2008
Quote:
--Anonymous Lackey
NO GIRLS ALLOWED
The BBQ Room
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Bridget's self-deprecating quote of the day
Bromance
(1) A curiously strong attraction between two straight males.
(2) When one dude thinks that another dude is, like, totally awesome.
I hear that there is a bit of bromance between a certain intern and Sean Singletary, graduating point guard for UVa's basketball team.
Urban Dictionary
Perjury
You're charged with a crime and offer on the record to plead either guilty or nolo contendere. Then you withdraw your plea and are charged with perjury for lying that you were guilty. Ouch. Even odder is that the rule mentions nolo contendere pleas when in that case you aren't really making a statement about your guilt.
And the "Enlightened" Intern is...
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Ice Cream Truck
Or I might be hallucinating.
Epstein
Intern Activities
Give it up for the Reverend....
Jason "The Preacher Man" McKim! Jason is an electronically ordained minister through the United Life Church and is legally licensed to perform weddings. The Universal Life Church has two beliefs: (1) do good, and (2) respect other religions. Simple enough, right?
Jason's credentials of ministry are available in PDF format at http://people.virginia.edu/~jdm2fb/Credentials%20of%20Ministry.pdf
The voters in this last poll were remarkably accurate in choosing the correct intern. When asked why, one voter responded "Jason just seems like the type of person who would do something crazy and stupid like that." Ahem.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Proving Jason's Dorkiness
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Meet the Intern: Ramesh "Embrace the Fear" Menon
Hello all! The results of the latest Meet the Intern poll are in!! It was Ramesh "Embrace the Fear" Menon who has been skydiving in New Zealand!! "Embrace the Fear" was the slogan of the skydiving company!! =) =)
Up next: Meet the Intern: This intern can perform legally binding marriage ceremonies.
The Bunker
flowers
Originally uploaded by Jason McKim
I've been reading some descriptions of the working conditions over in the Bunker and The Affiliated Territories; I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew that:
although the Bunker is cold and dark, sort of like an arctic cave filled with vicious glow-in-the-dark polar bears [killing flies and] valiantly striving for justice, the Boiler Room is pleasant and sunny, looking out on the bucolic beauty of nature, sort of like a beach in Mexico where attractive young legal interns play beach volleyball for justice. Bump, set, SPIKE that ball right past the landlord to land cleanly in the Sands of Justice.
Law and Order
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Cookie Survey...
We've procured six cookies from the across-the-street bakery to conduct an important survey - which cookie has what it takes to overcome the 3pm slump?
Will it be...
Java Chip? This chewy, chocolatey delight's partially melted chips will soothe the midday mayhem...
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip? Gooey chocolate chips, doughy, peanut butter cookie - unbeatable combination?
Chocolate Chip? No new twist on an old favorite, will a slight deficiency in chocolate chips defeat this contender?
Snickerdoodle? Cinnamon sugar sweetness...delicious, break-offable pieces - but can this cookie beat out the members of the chocolate quartet?
Pecan Shortbread? Crispy shortbread cookie w/ ornamental pecan: too plain, or subtle culinary genius?
Chocolate Walnut? Chocolate Walnut makes a bold move, opting for a chocolate dough base, accented with crunchy walnut pieces -
Or, the surprise last-minute entry, Katie Peacock's Butterscotch Oatmeal cookies, a deliciously unexpected pairing of traditional oatmeal flavor and rich, butterscotch pieaces?
Weigh in, readers!
Meet the Intern: Katie "Peacock" Vorhis
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Field Report
Agent Lackey238 is operating in foreign territory undercover this weekend. He recently fended off this vicious Norfolk Terrier puppy named Otis.
Friday, May 23, 2008
CONSTANT VIGILANCE
The Boiler Room has become aware of subversive efforts carried out by the Morgue (alias "Bullpen"). Motivated by jealousy over the Boiler Room's superiority, Morgue marauders have been caught raiding the Boiler Room's supplies, hijacking the printer, and engaging in acoustic espionage. The Boiler Room appreciates your lunch invitation, but we are also wary of Morgue members bearing gifts. We welcome friendship but any hostile attempts will be met with swift and crushing retaliation by troops from our special ops division, the Boiler Room Interns Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT).