Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Bahahahahahahahahahaha...

The Internet: Allowing People to Get Back At Cheating Significant Others For Over 20 Years

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp_slap

Game Damn Cocks!

If only I could drape myself in my Garnet sheets to celebrate the Gamecocks triumphant, dramatic victory in the College World Series. After 209 years, we've finally won a championship in a team sport.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Elegy for Those Fallen By The Bunker Room

With your divisive birthday poem,
You have brok'n a happy home,
Your pie was not just a blunder,
It's torn a family asunder,
With gifts that lack sincerity,
Peace here is now a rarity,
Our preacher has become a ghoul,
Treatment of Caitlin, Mica, and others so cruel,
A terrible price on the horizon looms,
When comes bearing gifts the Bunker Room.



Check out the tank balloons


Monday, June 21, 2010



Corey with no 'e'
Sttottt with a 't'
comes to us from Tennessee
as one of our favorite internees.
He wears long pants of khaki,
sounds like a dictionary,
and decrees families be only of three.

Happy Birthday, Corey Stottt!

Birthday Haikus:

Boiler knows how to
spell your name. Plus cupcake means
we love you more-er.

You are a lovely
lotus flow'r blooming in our
boiler room wasteland.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Nutraloaf: Res Ipsa Loquitur?


Here's what you might find on the menu in your friendly, neighborhood supermax prison. Nutritious, delicious, and doesn't even require utensils.


A friendly, fuzzy visitor.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Jill, what does OFL mean?

"And please note – 7:59 a.m. this blog was started – “snarky OFL directives” won’t languish around here unaddressed!"

Jill, what does OFL mean?

Some suggestions:
Out of Friendship and Love
Obviously Felonious Lapdances
Overly Foul Language
Office For Legal Aid
Over Fishing Level
Oxnard Farmers' Legion
Office of Fantastic Legal interns (Boiler Room)
Overall Fat Loss
Open For Love
Overwhelming Force of Law
Official Football League
Opaque Flecks in Lenses
Ontario Federation of Labor
Operation Front Line
Out For Lunch
Open File List
Old French Language
Off-season Football League
OverFLow Alarm (we didn't make this one up)
Overall Foreign Loss
Open Font License
Opportunities for Learning
Over For Life

ADDENDUM: We now know that OFL means "Our Fearless Leader" but we were pretty set on "Obsessive Food Lust" for awhile.