Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke's on the Jailer

"That guy thought we were there  to gain practical experience.  Little did he know we were just there out of morbid curiosity." - You know who, except he won't let me write his name [on our prison visit]

Power Struggle?

Are leaders born? Appointed from on high? Or derived from the power of the proletariat? There appears to be a power struggle afoot that will not rest until "all your base are belong to us." Beware the protection of El Jefe.

Boiler Room Cosa Nostra

With the Godfather's blessing, the man known simply as "El Jefe" assumes the role of Capo Bastone or "underboss" within the ranks of the Boiler Room, answering only to the Godfather himself and his female Consigliere

Legally HOT

"It was my first experience with the dormant commerce clause.  It was like...whoa....hooooooot." - Erica

Day-Tripping!

Saint Kyle: Are they off on another field trip?

Me: Yeah.  Again.

Saint Kyle: Did Katie go this time?

Me: Yeah.  She went yesterday too. 3 people for that job?

Saint Kyle: Well yesterday, that was a joke.

Me: If yesterday was a joke, what's today?

Saint Kyle: A travesty. 

Boiler Room chatter.  Jail visit up next!

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.  Twice.

(two Chuck Norris facts in a row.  This blog needs more posters.)

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The BBQ Room

The Boiler Room went for roadside, Pit-Stop (formerly Jinx's) delicious BBQ.  Just putting that out there.  Don't get too jealous.

Of strange organisms...

The Pink Panther just gave us a lecture on banana fungus.  It's a slow day.  

And the intern who can yell "fooooooore" in a sexy Scottish brogue is....

Kyle "Tiger" Wamstead who learned to play golf at St. Andrews while studying at St. Andrews.  

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris invented black.  In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Possessed Phone

The phone started dialing back at Bridget.  It's that kind of day.  

Bridget's self-deprecating quote of the day

"If you were opposing counsel, would YOU take me seriously once you met me in person?"

And the "Enlightened" Intern is...

While in India, Jose "Om" Masini journeyed to the Himalayan town of Dharamsala ("Little Lhasa"), home of the Tibetan government in exile, and attended teachings conducted by the His Holiness The Dalai Lama in his home temple.  

"Om mani padme hum." - Tibetan mantra.

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Bridget's self-deprecating quote of the day

"I'm not scrappy, I'm crappy."

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer.  Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.  

Give it up for the Reverend....

Jason "The Preacher Man" McKim!  Jason is an electronically ordained minister through the United Life Church and is legally licensed to perform weddings. The Universal Life Church has two beliefs: (1) do good, and (2) respect other religions. Simple enough, right?

Jason's credentials of ministry are available in PDF format at http://people.virginia.edu/~jdm2fb/Credentials%20of%20Ministry.pdf

The voters in this last poll were remarkably accurate in choosing the correct intern. When asked why, one voter responded "Jason just seems like the type of person who would do something crazy and stupid like that." Ahem.