In case you didn't know, Ken Cuccinelli is apparently the leading abolitionist attorney in America...

http://www.mediaite.com/online/gop-congressional-candidate-rick-barbers-new-ad-tells-us-slavery-still-exists/

And Glenn Beck is leading a new civil rights movement...

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bill-press-glenn-beck-828-rally-like-granting-al-qaeda-permission-to-hold-sept-11-rally-at-ground-zero/

And sanity is just a few hundred dollars away...

http://www.priceline.com/travel/airlines/lang/en-us/fare_results_ret_ow.asp?session_key=3F0011AC400011AC20100702141119854b71089268&plf=pcln&path=cfe