Glister In the Sun

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

If only you all knew how difficult being a perfect vampire boyfriend really is.

It's 4:40 PM, Do You Know Where Your Interns Are

John and Brenda do...

Bunker Room. We came to tell you we wanted you to join us for social time at McGrady's or Biltmore. But instead, you rejected us by all being absent. Are you trying to hurt us. Do you do this on purpose?

In case you didn't know, Ken Cuccinelli is apparently the leading abolitionist attorney in America...

http://www.mediaite.com/online/gop-congressional-candidate-rick-barbers-new-ad-tells-us-slavery-still-exists/

And Glenn Beck is leading a new civil rights movement...

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bill-press-glenn-beck-828-rally-like-granting-al-qaeda-permission-to-hold-sept-11-rally-at-ground-zero/

And sanity is just a few hundred dollars away...

http://www.priceline.com/travel/airlines/lang/en-us/fare_results_ret_ow.asp?session_key=3F0011AC400011AC20100702141119854b71089268&plf=pcln&path=cfe

Attention Bunkers and Boilers

Tuesday: lunchtime skit meeting.



Also, for anyone in town, Toy Story 3 on Friday at 7:50, Seminole Square

Bahahahahahahahahahaha...

The Internet: Allowing People to Get Back At Cheating Significant Others For Over 20 Years

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp_slap

Game Damn Cocks!

If only I could drape myself in my Garnet sheets to celebrate the Gamecocks triumphant, dramatic victory in the College World Series. After 209 years, we've finally won a championship in a team sport.

Clearly, The Tenant Lacked An Attorney As Legally and Peeptualy Talented As Brenda

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2010/06/landlord-victorious-in-peeps-trial.html

Elegy for Those Fallen By The Bunker Room

With your divisive birthday poem,

You have brok'n a happy home,

Your pie was not just a blunder,

It's torn a family asunder,

With gifts that lack sincerity,

Peace here is now a rarity,

Our preacher has become a ghoul,

Treatment of Caitlin, Mica, and others so cruel,

A terrible price on the horizon looms,

When comes bearing gifts the Bunker Room.

Check out the tank balloons

Bunker Room Spy's Trying to Sow Dissension

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuniKsBxZ10

Drew's approval rating

Today's Biggest Disgraces

Second Runner Up:

First Runner Up:

Winner:

Corey with no 'e'
Sttottt with a 't'
comes to us from Tennessee
as one of our favorite internees.
He wears long pants of khaki,
sounds like a dictionary,
and decrees families be only of three.

Happy Birthday, Corey Stottt!

Birthday Haikus:

Boiler knows how to
spell your name. Plus cupcake means
we love you more-er.

You are a lovely
lotus flow'r blooming in our
boiler room wasteland.

Cville Drink Specials

Organized by day of the week and area of town:

http://www.cvilledrinkspecials.com/

Nutraloaf: Res Ipsa Loquitur?

Here's what you might find on the menu in your friendly, neighborhood supermax prison. Nutritious, delicious, and doesn't even require utensils.

A friendly, fuzzy visitor.

Who would be fired for being too sexy?

The Boiler Room's Newest Member

Direct from the SPCA.

Speaking of Room to Breathe....

The View from the Boiler:

The Jury's Still Out On Landlords, But This Seems Pretty Dagblam Accurate

http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/judgments/2010/05/28/monkey-business?page=0,0

Living up to its name

Jill, what does OFL mean?

"And please note – 7:59 a.m. this blog was started – “snarky OFL directives” won’t languish around here unaddressed!"

Jill, what does OFL mean?

Some suggestions:

Out of Friendship and Love

Obviously Felonious Lapdances

Overly Foul Language

Office For Legal Aid

Over Fishing Level

Oxnard Farmers' Legion

Office of Fantastic Legal interns (Boiler Room)

Overall Fat Loss

Open For Love

Overwhelming Force of Law

Official Football League

Opaque Flecks in Lenses

Ontario Federation of Labor

Operation Front Line

Out For Lunch

Open File List

Old French Language

Off-season Football League

OverFLow Alarm (we didn't make this one up)

Overall Foreign Loss

Open Font License

Opportunities for Learning

Over For Life

ADDENDUM: We now know that OFL means "Our Fearless Leader" but we were pretty set on "Obsessive Food Lust" for awhile.

Sex in the City II

Who's down?

Ant Invasion!

Bad news: no more unattended food in the Boiler Room.
Good news: we have an excuse to eat everything right away.

Better news: even insects know the Boiler Room is the cool place to be.

Welcome to Boiler Room 2010!