Ahoy Me Hearties

Aye Mateys. We pirates of the law gathered for our crew meetin' this morn, led by our fearless Captain Grey(in')-Beard. After settin' aside some admin issues, we prepared for t' comin' battles, and they be many. Battles with t' bilge-sucking wig-heads, t' corrupt yellow-belly officers o' the law, battles with them scalawag sick houses, and o' course, with the lily-livered merchant spawn. As our fearless captain said, "It's bullsh*t that they make sh*t up...we should f* with them a little." And f* with them we shall, t' get our clients thr booty, be it a letter o' apology or free ice-cream for life!"