Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

There is no theory of evolution.  Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.  

All for one [cactus]....!

The Boiler Room Intern Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT) is pleased to report that it was successful in its operation to seize Roger, the Bunker Cactus, and place him in protective custody.  He is now in safe, nurturing hands that hope to nurse him back to health.  Roger enjoys the love and support from his family and friends in the Boiler Room and wants to put the traumatic experience behind him.  

Coming Soon: Triple-Threat Match!

This is bound to be the battle of the decade! In this very Boiler Room, a Triple-Threat, no-holds barred, falls-count-anywhere, match between SHIVA(the Destroyer), GALACTUS (the Devourer of Worlds), and FLUFFY (the Destroyer of Worlds)!  

We will soon be posting Vegas odds as information becomes available to us. 

A Travesty Extended

Me: So...what's today?

Saint Kyle:  There are no words to describe what today is.  

Hungry? Why should a Peacock wait?

A virtual bar for our hungry Peacock.  

Our enemies fear law students and...El Jefe.

"They don't like students because they think you're smarter than they are."

"Well...."

"Ok, you are."

Words of encouragement from our favorite (and only) Consigliere

Disgraced lawyers are funny

"Well, you could pull an all-nighter to work on the brief and then be too tired tomorrow and lose in court.  It'd be funny.....well, it'd be funny to me." - The Godrather's consigliere. 

Legal Ant(s) Justice Center

Maybe it was the friendly conversation.  Perhaps it was the vast array of legal brainpower in the room.  Or probably just the food.  But the ants are back.  

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke's on the Jailer

"That guy thought we were there  to gain practical experience.  Little did he know we were just there out of morbid curiosity." - You know who, except he won't let me write his name [on our prison visit]

Power Struggle?

Are leaders born? Appointed from on high? Or derived from the power of the proletariat? There appears to be a power struggle afoot that will not rest until "all your base are belong to us." Beware the protection of El Jefe.

Boiler Room Cosa Nostra

With the Godfather's blessing, the man known simply as "El Jefe" assumes the role of Capo Bastone or "underboss" within the ranks of the Boiler Room, answering only to the Godfather himself and his female Consigliere

Legally HOT

"It was my first experience with the dormant commerce clause.  It was like...whoa....hooooooot." - Erica

Day-Tripping!

Saint Kyle: Are they off on another field trip?

Me: Yeah.  Again.

Saint Kyle: Did Katie go this time?

Me: Yeah.  She went yesterday too. 3 people for that job?

Saint Kyle: Well yesterday, that was a joke.

Me: If yesterday was a joke, what's today?

Saint Kyle: A travesty. 

Boiler Room chatter.  Jail visit up next!

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.  Twice.

(two Chuck Norris facts in a row.  This blog needs more posters.)

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The BBQ Room

The Boiler Room went for roadside, Pit-Stop (formerly Jinx's) delicious BBQ.  Just putting that out there.  Don't get too jealous.

Of strange organisms...

The Pink Panther just gave us a lecture on banana fungus.  It's a slow day.  

And the intern who can yell "fooooooore" in a sexy Scottish brogue is....

Kyle "Tiger" Wamstead who learned to play golf at St. Andrews while studying at St. Andrews.