The Boiler Room has become aware of subversive efforts carried out by the Morgue (alias "Bullpen"). Motivated by jealousy over the Boiler Room's superiority, Morgue marauders have been caught raiding the Boiler Room's supplies, hijacking the printer, and engaging in acoustic espionage. The Boiler Room appreciates your lunch invitation, but we are also wary of Morgue members bearing gifts. We welcome friendship but any hostile attempts will be met with swift and crushing retaliation by troops from our special ops division, the Boiler Room Interns Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT).
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. - Calvin (as in, Calvin and Hobbes)
Friday, May 23, 2008
CONSTANT VIGILANCE
The Boiler Room has become aware of subversive efforts carried out by the Morgue (alias "Bullpen"). Motivated by jealousy over the Boiler Room's superiority, Morgue marauders have been caught raiding the Boiler Room's supplies, hijacking the printer, and engaging in acoustic espionage. The Boiler Room appreciates your lunch invitation, but we are also wary of Morgue members bearing gifts. We welcome friendship but any hostile attempts will be met with swift and crushing retaliation by troops from our special ops division, the Boiler Room Interns Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT).
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