After a daring raid, the Boiler Room Intern Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT) liberated our distressed damsel lackey who had been invidiously imprisoned within the silent confines of Rock Fortress. Unfortunately, despite the resounding success of the covert action, we failed to anticipate the profound effect captivity had on her fragile psyche. Our beloved distressed damsel lackey has sadly fallen victim to Stockholm Syndrome and returned to her captors. However, our intel has revealed that Rock Fortress continues to be susceptible to infiltration by our elite troops and rescue operations will begin shortly. A team of specialists will help rehabilitate our distressed damsel lackey once BRING IT forces successfully rescue her again.
The whereabouts of Lackey 238 are still undetermined but our satellite surveillance has yielded positive results and a second BRING IT team is on stand-by to commence rescue once his precise location is discovered. Stay strong Lackey 238; we will not forget you.
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Lackey 238, I have your camera. Come and get it!
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