Friday, June 01, 2007

Just give me the ketchup


Quote of the Day:

Very talkative Intern 1: Recites story recently heard on the radio about a shooting stemming from stingy ketchup distribution at a fast food joint, believed to be Wendy's.

Sympathetic Intern 2: "I sympathize with the guy... silly, stupid stuff like that drives people crazy. Sometimes I want more ketchup, too."

Concerned Intern 3: "Remind me to give you ketchup whenever you ask."

Curious Intern 4 asks Sympathetic Intern 2: "So, do you own a gun?"

Sympathetic Intern 2: "I plea the fifth."

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