A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. - Calvin (as in, Calvin and Hobbes)
Friday, June 01, 2007
Just give me the ketchup
Quote of the Day:
Very talkative Intern 1: Recites story recently heard on the radio about a shooting stemming from stingy ketchup distribution at a fast food joint, believed to be Wendy's.
Sympathetic Intern 2: "I sympathize with the guy... silly, stupid stuff like that drives people crazy. Sometimes I want more ketchup, too."
Concerned Intern 3: "Remind me to give you ketchup whenever you ask."
Curious Intern 4 asks Sympathetic Intern 2: "So, do you own a gun?"
Sympathetic Intern 2: "I plea the fifth."
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