This morning in the Boiler Room, as the lackeys were discussing their pending tour of the regional jail and the folks we'd see there, one female intern staked her claim.
"All I have to say is, I've got first dibs!"
Well, apparently this lackey thinks she's pretty hot stuff, because even though we were taken on an exhaustive (and exhausting), two and a half hour tour of pretty much the entire facility, apparently none of the many inmates we saw was good enough for her.
But another female lackey seemed to have more realistic standards...she admitted afterward that she was checking to see if guys were wearing wedding rings. Luckily she's moving into the Lakeside Apartments later this summer, right across the street from the jail. Which will certainly make frequent conjugal visits more convenient.
Our messsage to the intern who's just too good? You're not getting any younger, honey.
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