In light of recent comments, I am going into early blog retirement. Though I reserve the right to come out of my chosen retirement at any point, I see no reason to legitimize the slanderous accusations posted here.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Retirement
In light of recent comments, I am going into early blog retirement. Though I reserve the right to come out of my chosen retirement at any point, I see no reason to legitimize the slanderous accusations posted here.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The problem with pet snakes...
"Bridgeport police said they arrested a city man after he ordered his pet snake to attack two officers. Lucky for them, 9-foot-long pythons aren't very obedient." - AP
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Hotter than WHAT?!
Friday's quote of the day did not come from office conversation. Instead it came from the waiter at Miller's (where we were, celebrating Andy's birthday). Upon serving us chili cheese fries, the waiter cautioned us:
"Careful with these fries. They're hotter than two lesbians fighting over a jug of canola oil in a phone booth."
Feel free to comment on this.
Friday, June 13, 2008
A Week in Review
2400 Minutes: How do you measure, measure a week [to the tune of Seasons of Love] -
- $136: in travels to and from Louisa to view a file which, in the end, ("BAD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS!"), HUD policy prevented us from viewing in its entirety.
- 6: Articles of clothing purchased on female boiler room excursion to the fabulous Fashion Square Mall (to Belk, and beyond) --> one black dress, one brown dress, one pair green capris, one black satin shirt, one jean skirt, and one seriously under-appreciated green skirt with tiny pink embroidered flamingos.
- probably about 12: cases Mike closed this week. Never mind that he only had 5 open on Monday. We call him, and Kyra Sedgewick, "The Closer," and the world needs folks like Mike and Kyra.
- One: Humilitating aforementioned karaoke incident. No one wore pleather.
Stay tuned next week for more lemon raspberry freeze pops and inter-office conflicts over the placement of desert flora. That's why we do what we do. It ain't for the free whisky. [w/ credit to Trace Adkins.]
- $136: in travels to and from Louisa to view a file which, in the end, ("BAD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS!"), HUD policy prevented us from viewing in its entirety.
- 6: Articles of clothing purchased on female boiler room excursion to the fabulous Fashion Square Mall (to Belk, and beyond) --> one black dress, one brown dress, one pair green capris, one black satin shirt, one jean skirt, and one seriously under-appreciated green skirt with tiny pink embroidered flamingos.
- probably about 12: cases Mike closed this week. Never mind that he only had 5 open on Monday. We call him, and Kyra Sedgewick, "The Closer," and the world needs folks like Mike and Kyra.
- One: Humilitating aforementioned karaoke incident. No one wore pleather.
Stay tuned next week for more lemon raspberry freeze pops and inter-office conflicts over the placement of desert flora. That's why we do what we do. It ain't for the free whisky. [w/ credit to Trace Adkins.]
Grease is the word
Last night. The setting? Baja Bean Karaoke. 4 talented interns (3 girls and one very brave, very secure boy) rocked the house with their rendition of "You're the One that I want." Hot. Sexy. The words are appropriate. And that's all you need to know about that.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day
There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
All for one [cactus]....!
The Boiler Room Intern Nexus Group for Internal Tactics (BRING IT) is pleased to report that it was successful in its operation to seize Roger, the Bunker Cactus, and place him in protective custody. He is now in safe, nurturing hands that hope to nurse him back to health. Roger enjoys the love and support from his family and friends in the Boiler Room and wants to put the traumatic experience behind him.
Coming Soon: Triple-Threat Match!
This is bound to be the battle of the decade! In this very Boiler Room, a Triple-Threat, no-holds barred, falls-count-anywhere, match between SHIVA(the Destroyer), GALACTUS (the Devourer of Worlds), and FLUFFY (the Destroyer of Worlds)!
We will soon be posting Vegas odds as information becomes available to us.
Our enemies fear law students and...El Jefe.
"They don't like students because they think you're smarter than they are."
"Well...."
"Ok, you are."
Words of encouragement from our favorite (and only) Consigliere
Disgraced lawyers are funny
"Well, you could pull an all-nighter to work on the brief and then be too tired tomorrow and lose in court. It'd be funny.....well, it'd be funny to me." - The Godrather's consigliere.
Legal Ant(s) Justice Center
Maybe it was the friendly conversation. Perhaps it was the vast array of legal brainpower in the room. Or probably just the food. But the ants are back.
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